Coming Attractions

"Bruised by his experiences in the industry, it was around this time he got into politics via the aforementioned bun confusion. And as such on the 20th May 1951, Sir Lucian Potato became the honourable member for Taffin Up The Cramsis although to this day he isn’t entirely sure where that is. When asked on one edition of Question Time, his eventual response - “Somewhere near Spain?” - was poorly received by the audience. Still he did have such lovely hair...."