The Prayer Of The Smackboys

The other day, myself and my friend Tim (of the terrific Here Is A Box parish) were inspired to try and come up with an alternative to those rather obvious "How many have you seen out of all these here fillums what have been on at pictures and that?" tick list things that go round a lot these days on The Facebook. Our idea was to create one with a hundred entirely spurious fictional movies.

Then we got distracted by a squirrel. But here's some of the ones we came up with before that (full points for understanding more than five reference points):

*That Darned Hirons!
*The Beast In Heat 3: Beast In The City
*Alan Goes To Dixons
*Grimleys Galore!
*The Wiggers Confundrium
*Slaves Of Balefu
*Alan Of La Mancha
*Glam Goose In Flame
*The Million Pound BBC Monies Note
*Kramer Vs. Ian
*Yorkshire Chevron: The Movie
*In Search Of Gulliver
*When Souteys Attack
*Straw Dogs But With More Rape In It
*Tony Hancock's The Miserable Old Bastard
*koyaanisqatTAUB
*A Star Is Bin - The Richard Herring Story
*Barrowmania
*Edit News Goes To Summer Camp
*3D House Of Taub
*Spiderman Vs Herring
*The House That Dripped Alans
*Les Aventures Beaucoups Comique du That Bloke Out Of Octopus