Grill Or Be Grilled

Menacing chicken is menacing.

Which one of us is the chicken here? Because I'm fucking terrified....

Clarification's What You Need

Do you think they got a lot of people not turning up to interviews because they get confused by "fourteen o'clock"? I've just got back from this and learnt I'm being kept on ESA for the next twelve months but I'm going to have to check in repeatedly much the same as someone on Jobseekers. My only calm comes from the fact that the way government projects seem to work these days, it might have crashed and burnt massively by the end of twelve month period.

Or you know, maybe there's something in that Mayan calendar thing. As long as someone writes in brackets the exact time of the apocalypse for me. Cant be too careful with these things...