I try not to get too political on the quiz site, especially after last week's clusterfudge of events here in the UK but it can't have escaped many people's attention that a man called Jeremy Corbyn is the leader of the Labour Party. But maybe you didn't know that because you've not read the newspapers since Diana died or perhaps you have been busy watching all 37 seasons of "Those Americans Next Door!" on Netflix. But relax! Help is at hand with this very easy new quiz:
Jeremy Corbyn, Jeremy, Corr or Bin?
Are the following facts about a). the leader of the Labour Party (at time of writing), b). Jeremy from the Pearl Jam song "Jeremy", c). Caroline Corr or d). dustbins?
1. Worked on a pig farm in Jamaica.
2. Known to fans as the "Chick with Stick".
3. Takes pictures of manhole covers.
4. Bit the recess lady's breast.
5. Were first introduced to England in 1875.
6. Appointed honorary MBE in 2005.
7. Dislikes people who make a mess with the toothpaste.
8. Got two Es at A-level.
9. Won the Parliamentary "Beard of the Year Award" a record six times
10. Oscar The Grouch from Sesame Street lives in one of these.
How do you think you did? Lets find out, shall we?
1. That was Jeremy Corbyn, 2. That was Caroline Corr, 3. That was Jeremy Corbyn too, 4. That was Jeremy from Pearl Jam's awful song, 5. That was the first weekly dustbin collection, 6. That was Caroline Corr for services to charity and music, 7. That's also Caroline Corr!, 8. That was Jeremy Corbyn, 9. That was Carolin...oh ok, it was Jeremy Corbyn, 10. That was BINS.
Join me tomorrow for our new quiz "Michael Gove OR A Hole In My Arse?"
Not only were you one of the most beloved companions to The Doctor at one of the most successful periods in the show's history but you played Romana II, an actual Time Lord of your very own. Few people travelling in the TARDIS back in the day could take on the title character for intellect and pluck AND could regenerate when necessary.
But what if Romana regenerated again? But could only regenerate into the forms of people who shared the exact same birth date as Lalla Ward? And people had to name who it was that had taken over the companion roles to various Doctors. Well with the most advanced digital rendering technology, we can make that a possibility! Sounds like a quiz to me.
Who's new at helping Who?
1. Pat Morita (Mr Miyagi), 2. Adam Woodyatt (Ian Beale), 3. Gilda Radner
4. Cyril Smith (MP and paedophile), 5. John Cusack, 6. John Inman, 7. Mel Brooks
8. Peter Baynham, 9. Clint Boon (Inspiral Carpets), 10. Henry The Eighth
As Doctor Who once said, "Hello, I am Doctor Who, may I use your toilet?" I think we can all believe in that. Clever Prime.
For children of the 1970s in Britain there were three certainties:
Getting into a Rolls-Royce in Stoke Mandeville was ill-advised.
Look-In magazine will feature an alarming hand-painted front cover of the biggest in vogue celebrity, musician or TV star (assuming that star is on an ITV programme only)
The Grimleys is on.
Moving back to number two and its always a source of joy to compile quizzes about old magazines as they really are the closest thing to a direct time tunnel with access to everything you could possibly need from that period in history. Or more likely with Look-In, a selection of baffled "WHO THE BLOODY HELL IS THAT?" (I was born in 1980, we didn't allow Skiboys.) pointing.
And I still haven't gotten over whatever this is...
So to help in my identification process, here are four front covers as its time to ask...
"Who the f**k ...in Look-In?"
Click here for the answers:
1. Paul McCartney, 2. Boney M, 3. Bjorn Borg, 4. David Essex
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When most people think of Nod, the first thing in their heads in probably something akin to this:
It might even be this:
But only seemingly in my head does this turn up front and centre....
...a one-off strip from issue 48 of Viz Comic in 1991 featuring a youthful yet still fully mutton-chopped Holder who is soon to become obsessed with magic (the full strip will appear at the bottom of the quiz.) Such as my obsession and love of Viz that my brain regularly flicks to the many celebrity parodies that have appeared over the years whenever said star is in the news. Much of the time, the comic would place the star in a surreal, Beano-esque adventure although real life celebs would also show up in the long-running Roger Mellie, The Man On The Telly strip too.
Who are these sixteen celebs as interpreted by Viz?
1. Paul Daniels, 2. Stephen Fry, 3. Terry Wogan, 4. Jimi Hendrix, 5. Alan 'Fluff' Freeman, 6. Danny Baker
7. Ian Paisley, 8. Depeche Mode, 9. The Queen Mother, 10. The Queen
11. Morrissey, 12. Winston Churchill, 13. Jamie Oliver, 14. Jeremy Clarkson, 15. Jimmy Hill, 16. Shaky!
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An entire Viz quiz that was entirely safe for work! What were the chances?
No time for pleasantries today! We take you now live to Wikipedia where some facts are already in progress:"1829 – The first Boat Race between the University of Oxford and the University of Cambridge takes place on the Thames in London."
Well exciting stuff there, Brian. But what I want to know is - WHO WON? Come on, its one of those really obvious 'either / or' fifty-fifty questions that are perfect for pub quizzes. Two possibilities! and the best part? You already have the answer! Its just next to the wrong answer too! Time's ticking! Hurry and you could win a boat*!!!! (*you will not win a boat)
*inevitable Countdown theme to zero*
And the correct answer was...
OXFORD!
Did you get it right? Either way, there you go: a little bit of proper trivia ammo there for a future quiz night in the pub. More of those, you say? Well...alright then...
1. Personally I don't see colour but who has the first move first in chess: black or white?
White goes first.
2. What nationality was the first man to do a space-walk: American or Russian?
Russian (Alexei Leonov)
3. They both taste like cardboard and salt but which was founded first: McDonalds or Burger King?
McDonalds was started in 1940, Burger King in 1954. By Ian Burger King. Probably.
4. Assuming they aren't from [insert comedy backwards town of your choice], which has the most eyes: a human or a coconut?
A coconut has three eyes, a human should have less.
5. Pretend to care! Which is taller: The Shard or The Eiffel Tower?
The Shard is 19 feet taller. Swoon.
6. Go on then. Which point up: stalagmites or stalactites?
Stalagmites point up. Because you MITE trip over the bastards.
7. The brand name St. Michael is taken from the Christian name of one of the superstore's founders, but which one - Mr. Marks or Mr. Spencer?
Marks. I knew his brother Skid.
8. With which foot did Neil Armstrong first step onto the moon? His right or his left?
His left. MOON LEFT.
9. If I'm in Skipton, does the sun rise in the East or West?
East (The Sun appears to move from east to west. That's because the Earth is spinning towards to the east, so we see the Sun first appear there at the start of the day. The Sun 'rises' in the east and 'sets' in the west.)
10. Which was invented first: Monopoly or Hitler?
Adolf Hitler was born 1889, Monopoly invented in 1903. He preferred Hungry Hungry Hippos anyway.
Character 2: My long hours and insane workload are causing fatigue, depression and organ failure. I'll probably be dead in a month
Character 1: (thinks) When did people stop saying 'fine'?
HAHAHAAHAHAHA. Not my funny words there but those of birthday boy Scott Adams, creator of the always hysterical "Dilbert" comic strip about the funny nerd who is funny. You probably just didn't get it without the painstakingly hand drawn artwork to really push the funnies along. I mean look at this lot...
....how many of these hugely recognisable newspaper comic strips would you recognise if just reduced to their dialogue with no pictures? Sounds like a quiz to me...
Name the comic strip minus the comic strip part from these sample pieces of genuine dialogue....
COMIC STRIP ONE:
Character 1: Isn't this a beautiful valentine? I think i'll give it to the little red haired girl.
Character 2: She'll probably laugh right in your face.
Character 1: At least i'd be near her!
COMIC STRIP TWO:
[Characters both sigh]
Character 1: My life isn't turning out like I planned
Character 2: Mine either.
Character 1: I wanted to accomplish something.
Character 2: I wanted tuna.
COMIC STRIP THREE:
Character 1: Helga, would you get me a cold beer while you're up?
Character 2: Can't you see I have my hands full?
Character 1: That's okay...I'll wait till you put it down
COMIC STRIP FOUR:
Character 1: Hullloooooooo zeeba neighba....How you like try 'Box O' Funn'?
Character 2: Why would I step into a box of crocodiles?
Character 1: Is Box O' Funn! No can you see?
Character 2: Yeah I can see...but why would I believe it?
Character 1: Because it printed right dere in words. Dat make it true.
COMIC STRIP FIVE:
Character 1: It says here by the age of six most children have seen a million murders on television.
Character 2: I find that very disturbing! ...It means I've been watching all the wrong channels.
COMIC STRIP SIX:
Character 1: Here's the milk you wanted
Character 2: What took you so long?
Character 1: I noticed your mum in the street, struggling with some shopping bags
Character 2: So you had to take the long way home to avoid helping her?
Character 1: Exactly
COMIC STRIP SEVEN:
Character 1: Fred, what happened to the sausages?
Character 2: What a stupid question!
Sides suitably sore? Ready for the newsprint fingered answers?
1. Peanuts, 2. Garfield, 3. Hagar The Horrible, 4. Pearls Before Swine, 5. Calvin and Hobbes, 6. Andy Capp, 7. Fred Basset
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We all love the telly, right? Shows like "The Big Bread-Off", "Britain's Got Some Tapdancers" and "Baddiel's Syndrome" are all we as a nation ever talk about by the 'watered coolers' of Great Britain. And don't even get me started on "Game Of Chairs"!!!!! Honestly, some days I think I watch so much TV I should get a badge for it!!!
Um...ok, that was weird. Moving on...
So, in order to scratch your TV itch, here's another "Looking Back On Today" quiz. Another chance to dip into the schedules of yesteryear and pull out some plums. Not like that, that's right out. But...
...What are these ten programmes that originally aired on this date - 3rd May - in the UK?
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And now a piece of thinking-time music before the answers.
NO!
1. Play School, 2. Spitting Image, 3. Call My Bluff, 4. The Waltons, 5. Vision On, 6. V, 7. 'Allo 'Allo, 8. Right To Reply, 9. The Magic Roundabout, 10. The Old Grey Whistle Test
Thrash your wilkins and climb onto the GPO roof because It's World Milk Day! That special occasion we've been waiting for all year round as Santa Milkmas comes round and brings special milks for us, as long as we leave him out a plate of Playstation 4s and cookies.
#Worldmilkday is even the 2nd biggest trending topic on Twitter right now...for some reason. And of course milk has been all over the tabloids and celebrity websites....
Who is seen here stepping out with Some Milk in a series of paparazzi photographs and definitely not pisspoor re-edits done in Paint by me earlier?
Who hasn't had any sleep? You haven't more like. Pffftt. I'm fine.
Where am I? MILK!
1. Johnny Depp and Some Milk (Amber Heard), 2. Ozzy Osbourne and Some Milk (Sharon Osbourne), 3. Kanye West and Some Milk (Kim Kardashian-West), 4. David Beckham and Some Milk (Victoria Beckham), 5. Lemonade (Beyonce) and Some Milk (Jay-Z), 6. E**on John and D***d Furnish (SUPER MILKJUNCTION)
